Winner of Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2024.

A runner-up in the 2022 Top 10 Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe competition - “Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next-day delivery” - Mark Simmons went one better two years later, emerging from the summertime get-together in the Scottish capital with the Funniest Joke award: “I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it.”


And there’s plenty more where those little gems came from, with Mark’s talent for one-liners knowing no bounds. 

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